No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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