Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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