Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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