They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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