If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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