you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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