she looked like the bat from fern gully.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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