The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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