Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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