the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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