Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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