Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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