haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dicks are not precious.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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