one two three fourrrrnication!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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