shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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