Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
why is half of my head shaved?
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