Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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