would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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