Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Randomize
