are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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