they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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