Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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