I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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