I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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