Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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