Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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