I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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