It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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