he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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