Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
