is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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