Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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