Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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