dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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