i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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