Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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