i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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