when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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