I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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