I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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