ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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