Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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