I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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