Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Congratulations! We have a period
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
