You really coming over, don't trick.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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