The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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