with your own penis?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I would fuck him just for his dog
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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