I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I wish I only lived at night.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
