Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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