jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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