Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Randomize
