I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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