do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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