You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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